meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

"Loyalty isn’t grey. It’s black and white. You’re either loyal completely, or not loyal at all. And people have to understand this. You can’t be loyal only when it serves you."
- Sharnay pimp-decisionsΒ  (via lovequotesrus)

twenty one pilots discography | insp

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]